Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one.
you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works
hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game
so both charity and I get unlimited money, sounds like a win win situation.
look at seth rogan’s face it just screams”I have been chosen”
this is perfect hahaha
me? have a boyfriend? no, i try to focus on the more important things in life
like crying over character development
It’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely.